Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
I looked so hot tonight guyz, I really did. Went for Indian and oh wow, with my sexy blonde hair and my new black t-shirt with shoulder cut outs, urban decay makeup, I looked HOT. I would show you but my webcam is jealous and so refuses to let me share my hotness with you. Apologies.
bastard webcam. i wanna see. love love.
i know! stupid webcam, it’s just rude. i’m wearing one of my new boohoo tops and it’s just a simple fitted black t-shirt, lovely soft material, but then the shoulders are cut out and it looks so chic! plus my lovely white-gold hair and my naked palette, black eyeliner and some red lippy! i felt really good tonight.
i went with hannah and her parents, it was really nice. quite unlike me coz it was me who invited them out, but we had such a good time! and even though i was stuffed at the end, i ate like a 3rd of what i usually ate because i was so full! so i don’t feel bad about eating it at all.
that sounds so simple yet classy! also red lippy - love! bet you looked amazing! and I cannot wait to see the hair!!
who’s hannah? can’t remember if I know this person or not haha.
that’s so good, so happy you enjoyed yourself! never feel bad about eating good food!
Some of you, actually most of you, are really fucking lovely. Like why can’t I find people like you in real life.
I looked so hot tonight guyz, I really did. Went for Indian and oh wow, with my sexy blonde hair and my new black t-shirt with shoulder cut outs, urban decay makeup, I looked HOT. I would show you but my webcam is jealous and so refuses to let me share my hotness with you. Apologies.
bastard webcam. i wanna see. love love.